Things I come across and enjoy on my adventures through life, I suppose.

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Yesterday while volunteering at Bike the Drive it was hot as balls. My legs got sunburned, but because I am…not white…it looked like I had a skin condition. The back of my legs were splotchy and purple, not red, PURPLE! Naturally I freaked the fuck out. No worries though, now it looks like I got a really splotchy tan. Phew. Never forgetting sunblock again. 

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Today I was warned that in China strangers might come up to me and ask to touch and take pictures of my hair, because it’s curly. I can handle it I think. I might just cut it again though, for maintenance reasons. pixiecut2012 lol idk

danieloquent:

“…or you’re fired!”
(the result when you mix tons of regular show on the DVR, my lonely red gumball machine, and Sharpies.)

BENSON!!!!!!!!

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“…or you’re fired!”

(the result when you mix tons of regular show on the DVR, my lonely red gumball machine, and Sharpies.)

BENSON!!!!!!!!

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HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

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catdrugs:

I think I’m in love.

catdrugs:

I think I’m in love.

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Boingy, boingy.

Boingy, boingy.

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